“We need your 5-bedroom house for New Year’s weekend — your brother’s in-laws are flying in,” Mom said. “You can rent an Airbnb.” I replied: “I’m away.” She said: “Great, we made copies of your key.” When they arrived with 15 people, the house was empty — except for one huge black box with Mom’s name on it… When Mom called screaming…
“We require your five-bedroom property for the New Year’s weekend. Your brother’s extended in-laws are flying into town,” my mother announced. Her voice didn’t carry the upward inflection of a question; it possessed the flat, undeniable density of a royal decree. “You’ll have to secure an Airbnb,” I countered, my breath hitching slightly with exertion….