My Neighbor Egged My Car for Blocking the View of His Halloween Display – so I Prepared a ‘Surprise’ He Won’t Forget
The morning before Halloween, I opened the front door and froze in my tracks. My car looked like it had been hit with the world’s stickiest flu—egg yolk smeared thickly, sliding down the windows in yellow rivers, and strips of toilet paper trailing from the antenna like ghostly, haunted bunting fluttering in a cold wind….